High visability jackets . . . A hidden agenda lurks within
Driving to work this morning I saw a fairly large group of people wearing High visibilty Jackets lurking just out of sight on the footpath. Obviously as I got closer they became alot more visible, which some of you will argue is the entire point of said item of clothing in question, However, I intend to proove otherwise and uncover a hidden, darker and more sinister agenda embedded within the reflective strips. My first reaction when I saw the group of people wearing the Devil’s reflective garment was to jam on the brakes, slow down to below 30mph and whistle an entirley innocent tune whilst tapping the steering wheel. Yes, I thought they were police officers, with a speed gun, hidding behind a hedge, ready to pounce out and zzap me to death with an sp30 on my licence and the £60 fine and 3 points that comes with it. Utter cock hats. So this is the hidden agenda, obviously the Police have struck some kind of deal with the health and safety dudes of the world to make High visibility jackets compulsury, so more and more people are finding they have to wear them. This is the reason i’m sure, another ploy to slow down us motorists who aren’t really speeding that much or doing anything wrong, they just hates us, we are easy targets and a great way to line the governments wallets with our money.
So, as with all my posts, you will notice that I have taken an objective view, looked at the argument from all sides and then completely ignored it and told you what the answer is as I see it. I am the final word in everything*.
*I am probably completely wrong about everything I have ever said.
