One of Lifes unanswered questions resolved!
Now that I have moved house I’m finding that I have alot more time to think when driving to and from work due to the extended journey time of about 50-60mins. I have put this increased thinking time to immediate effect and already answered one of life’s unanswered question; What does Moped stand for? I was following one of the stupid things this morning, contemplating on whether to run the smegger over or not and I got to thinking, how did anyone ever come up with the moped? and what does Moped stand for? Interesting I thought, so I set about solving the problem. A matter of seconds later I came up with what can only be described as the totally 100% correct, if you were to question this you would be some type of idiot answer. An answer so concrete that any attempt to proove it wrong could result in the entire fabric of existance tearing and the world emploding in on itself destorying all life and an Austin Metro. So, here it is THE answer to the question on everyones lips; what does Moped stand for? . . .
Motorcycle Owner Punched Enraged Donkey
I think you’ll agree this has to be the answer. However, this answer does raise one or two other questions but as I was on a roll this moring I answered those too. Why would a Motorcyle owner punch a Donkey? and Why was the Donkey enraged? The answer to this is pretty obvious. The inventor of the Moped, who was a keen motorcyclist, had an unpleasent experience as a child when A Donkey bit him on the Bottom at Blackpool pleaseure beach. This left him both physically and mentally scarred, but many years on he decided to get his revenge. On a return visit to Blackpool pleasure beach he was suprised to see the same Donkey that had bit him as a child was still working on the beach. This was too good an opportunity to pass up, so he twatted it, thus enraging the Donkey who bit him again. Shortly after he thought to himself . . .
“I’ve seen the future, A Motorcycle Owner such as myself has Punched and Enraged a Donkey. I can use this same theory to annoy car drivers by inventing a smaller much crapper version of the Motorcycle, sell it to chav idiots wearing shell suits and white trainers, so that they can Enrage car drivers all over the world. I small call it the Moped!”
So, there you have it. A totally comprehensive and factual* answer to the question, What does Moped stand for?
*Complete bullshit
